Smitty’s Dictionary

jun·ket/ˈjəNGkət/ – verb, (arch)- what you do to get rid of a very old sea vessel

or·gasm/ˈôrˌɡazəm/ – noun- a warning to a woman that in ten seconds her male partner will be snoring

cow·boy/ˈkouˌboi/ – noun- the male offspring of a heifer.

ar·ti·choke/ˈärdəˌCHōk/ – noun- an inedible plant humans sometimes eat the flower of with tragic results, causing death by artificial choking.

spot·ted dick/ˌspädəd ˈdik/ – noun- a medical condition caused by genital warts

blood pud·ding/bləd ˈpo͝odiNG/ – noun- a delicacy concocted by people in 12th century Romania and left out at night as an offering to satisfy prowling vampires

but·ter·fin·gers/ˈbədərˌfiNGɡərz/ – noun- the brand name of candy bars made from dessicated human fingers and covered with milk chocolate

spig·ot/ˈspiɡət/ – noun- any spacefaring extraterrestrial who hates humans

boun·ty hunt·er/ˈboun(t)ē ˌhən(t)ər/ – noun- a person who, during a paper towel shortage, insists on a certain brand and will follow any lead as to how to obtain it

as·i·nine/ˈasəˌnīn/ -noun- the offspring produced by a donkey and a cat

ten·et/ˈtenət/ – noun- a trumpet arrangement for ten orchestral members in a brass section

man·drake/ˈmanˌdrāk/ -noun- the male offspring of a man and a duck.

gob·ble·dy·gook/ˈɡäbəldēˌɡo͞ok/ noun- Pac-Man’s feces

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