Today we hear from Kevin, a most wise man who speaks with the majesty of a sage and a dagger for a tongue.

On Columbus Day:

“Throw every Columbus statue in the ocean and let that bitch think he discovered Atlantis.”

On anti-vaxxers:

“You can’t be an anti-vaxxer and still eat tilapia, okay? Bye.”

Thank you, Kevin. A very good day to you, sir, and I bid you visit us again.