Let me tell you something you may already know, but which I have only just been made aware of. It’s called various things, mainly “sovereign citizenship,” and my God is it a load of bullshit.

Until today, I thought that I was just hearing domestic (United States) terrorists and a few questionable dicks with really stupid excuses for breaking the law. But no. Oh, no, it is so much more than that, and it is spreading.

In a nutshell, (wait, wait: I meant nutsack, as in a shriveled scrotum) sovereign citizenship is described by Wikipedia as pseudolaw or, as I would put it, “Willful Delusional Affective Disorder” (WDAD) coupled with “Entitled Serial Criminal Retention On Whim (ESCROW)” syndrome. The whimsical part is more insidious than you think; it is a choice, based more upon the spewing forth of sewage from people who know better but are anti-establishment dicks who have their own personal problems with the federal government and, as it is usually the case because they owe money, don’t want to pay up.

These dicks came to my attention while I was watching a YouTube compilation of police bodycam footage. One thing led to another, and after an hour of Karens  being arrested, there came in the queue a solid 2 hours of this shit mixed with more Karens and brats. I loved it when the old drunk Polish guy tried to use his son’s status as an FBI agent as an excuse for driving under the influence and threatening officers. Oh, and then there is one where a woman is so wasted she actually uses a wet wipe as a cellphone.

I wonder how police officers ever manage to get people like this processed without falling down in tears, laughing like hell. But most of the time, they do, although I’ve caught a few wide, guffaw-stifling grins by officers backing up the responding officer, which is one of the most rewarding and hilarious things to see anywhere, even on YouTube or Tiktok. Incidentally, it seems that Tiktok “celebrities” are shown in these videos as entitled twats who inevitably ask the officers, “Do you know who I am?”. No, you wannabes, they don’t know who you are, and just because you have a thousand followers on some Chinese app does not mean that you are supposed to be treated any differently than everyone else. Dumbasses!

In addition to potentially polluting the genetic pool of humanity, these cretins threaten the lives of people with anti-vaccination beliefs and the dissemination of weirdo and dangerous ideas like “sovereign citizenship,” which, ironically, began with white supremacists and hippies but has now spread to other ethnicities and groups.

In the video I watched, one white woman and one black male claimed during road stops that they did not need a driver’s license to drive a car, mainly because cars are not commercial vehicles.

It turned out that they once had a license, which proves my acronym accurate, but with a catch: those licenses were suspended or expired or revoked, usually, I found upon research, because they owed outstanding traffic tickets. In other words, they’re twats who should never even have had a license to begin with. Point being, that if they once had a license, they were using the sovereign bullshit as an excuse. That’s so lame that at first I just thought they were delusional, but it turns out that they have been on the internet too long and chosen to use a ludicrous doctrine they knew to be false as a reason to break the law.

Yes, they do appear to be crazy, and no, they really aren’t. When the officer gets so fed up asking you to step put of the car that he has to break your window to force you out, you’re already in some deep doodoo. Should have done what the officer said, you dickheads. Or maybe not broken the law in the first place. This excuse bullshit is getting on my fucking nerves. While being locked up or processed, you do not get to use PTSD as a reason for failing to comply with officers’ orders. PTSD is not even a defense that will stand up in a court of law, and it’s dishonorable to even try.

In one of the videos, a woman tries to outrun police cruisers with a Tesla! What the fuck is that?

Look, I know that I am not alone here. You may have thought that sovereign shit was confined to white redneck ranch owners, but we were wrong, okay? And while the tentacles of lunacy like anti-vaccination and other fringe twatsmanship like common law and sovereignty are spreading, this country is in danger.

For now, the sovereign citizenship twats are not connected, and thank God for that. But that’s only because shit like this is being used by individuals more than groups. If, however, they do become more widespread, eventually, they would overlap. There are instances already of prominent people of color still endorsing The Donald. I couldn’t get my head around that at all, but now I think it’s possible.

I’m a layperson, having no formal education or degree in psychology or letters trailing my name. But I don’t need them to see what’s coming. You are not going to like it.

Already antisemitism, a poison doctrine of hatred, is coming out of the shadows. I know people who are right here, in the land of the free, who fear for their lives should they wear their star of David pendants. That’s unfortunate, unfair, and unforgivable. We fought and bled and sacrificed lives in Europe to stop a monster who had an expansionist agenda and a plan to kill every Jew in every country they came to occupy. You piss on the graves of our fallen by your similar doctrines, and I’m ashamed of you.

Did they really die for nothing? None of them wanted to die, but they knew the enemy. They knew the danger it posed to the world, and they died heroes, the best of us all. They held sacrifice, duty, courage and honor above themselves and their lives and proved it with every grave dug, every posthumous Medal of Honor, every purple heart, every single drop of blood they shed, every home they returned to different than they were when they left. The veterans who survived, the honored dead, they meant something. They stood for something. Racial hatred is the most dishonorable way to repay their sacrifices.

I understand the bitterness over Netanyahu, but he’s a scrote, and the whole world knows that. But most Israeli people don’t like his arbitrary bombing, because they are an honorable people who collectively remember the worst the human race can dish out.

I’m against bombing non-strategic targets. Killing civilians was an unavoidable circumstance in the air war over Europe in World War Two; today, precision missiles make this avoidable.

But, as terrorists do, Hamas uses civilians as shields. Tactically, there’s no real way of getting around that. Biden has warned Netanyahu to stop the bombing or risk losing all international support, but the Prime Minister does not listen, nor is he feeling compelled to listen. And to zealots here, this is being called “biblical” and “apocalyptic.” And for all I know, it could be (I am not an escatologist).

That’s because people can be real dicks. Killing, global warming, drought of record proportion in the Amazon basin and rainforest, it all fits. The setup is certainly there for something apocalyptic.

From conveniently choosing a criminal (ESCROW) point of view to the worst drought in the known history of Brazil to wars that will spread, the human race has condemned itself.

Rise above twatsmanship and hate. Be a responsible citizen. Stand for what’s right. Help children. Protect them as if they were your very own. Reject antisemitism and respect the law. Be kind to yourself and others. This may be your last chance.

These are some examples, although I haven’t seen the whole video, watch how fast things go south for the second and third ones from the beginning.

I’ve never heard of a guy suddenly opening a door right beside officers and not being riddled with bullets, so the narrator is somewhat difficult to understand. When officers taze the man from the hallway, it is not an overreaction. The fool was lucky that the officers didn’t shoot. It would have been a righteous shoot, but they were clearly well trained and had experience.

Don’t act like a twat. You won’t end up on YouTube and in jail. Don’t adhere to nutty, loony horseshit pseudolaw and I won’t laugh at you. Don’t knowingly break the real law, and you won’t look like a twat.

It’s as simple as that.