Because everyone online has to get a case of the ass no matter how well-intentioned you are, and I do include myself, I’ve removed all videos from my YouTube channel and refuse to ever make another one.
“Hold Down A” was my favorite react channel. Ames is smart and has a good heart, but after a while of leaving nice comments, she left a reply that read, “whatsappme” I tried and tried but I’ve never heard of that. By the time I figured it out, her comment was gone, and I’m blocked from ever commenting again.
I’m too fucking old for this drama shit. I think, looking back, she’s just another diva. Why do I need to watch her watch movies? Again, looking back, considering how reactors make thousands through Patreon, sponsorship and super chats, why, WHY did I watch this voyeuristic shit, and why would I ever pay them when at the end of every month, I’m starving and can’t even afford a Starbucks blonde? Or a loaf of generic bread?
I’m not fond of smashing legit endeavors. More power to you if there’s enough suckers out there, but I ain’t gonna be one of them. And hey, the price of coffee? Fuck the suckers right up their dumb asses, right?

Except … there’s me. And the Hippie from Hell doesn’t like scams. Reactors I are scammers. They have a camera on them while pretending to cry over the death of Captain Miller (Tom Hanks). Scan reactors and you’ll see, they’ve ALL done Saving Private Ryan, even though I know damn well they’ve already seen it. On top of wanting your cash through selling shitty merch, Patreon monthly payments, super chats and who knows what else, these people (mostly female) are worse actors than whoever the hell was in “Gigli” and “Speed Racer,” possibly the two most garbage movies I’ve seen.

I’m sick of YouTube. You have ads you can’t skip appear twice in short videos. They break in the middle of a 3 minute song. They want you to pay for ad-free service. And some have, but gladly leave comments lying around for everyone to see, and they are more full of electric vitriol than even I could come up with.

In a world where children are taken away, or are going without food, I pray for good people to help. I don’t know if they do or not. Even churches turn them away. Churches! I don’t know if any good people in a position to help are helping or if I just don’t hear about it.
Worse than Ames, there’s Popcorn in Bed. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Watch enough, and you’re going to see Cassie wiping her nose on her sleeves, or using her hands to wipe snot on her comforter. That’s between clips of her doing fake jump scare reactions and other fake shit.

So, Amy, the Hippie from Hell bids you farewell and good riddance.
And as for you, Cassie, God bless, but find another job where you can carry lots of Kleenex in your purse.

It’s Holiday time. Your audiences aren’t getting paid. How dare you accept their money? You all, every one, should be very embarrassed and ashamed. Not every man who comments wants to fornicate with you. I for one am depressed and sickened that anyone would. We just got you wrong, thinking you had a good heart, a nice sense of humor and a genuine smile. That’s all.

If you want to watch a movie, do it. You don’t need a buffer. I learned the hard way, it detracts from the experience. Sit down with a spouse, your besties or family, and enjoy your lives without consulting others as to how you should feel while watching.

I’ll never create YT content again, but if the HFH ever loved anything more than trolling stupid shit and people, it could only be scrapple and eggs.

YT reactors, you ain’t worth a plate of scrapple and eggs. Think about that. Even trolls don’t think enough of you. Now donate your money to the poor and serve God, and maybe get a job at Burger King.