Tag: Stupidity

I’m Not Like Everybody Else

What advice would you give to your teenage self?

What’s the use? That person is gone. What I am now… broken, dying… what fucking point is there to this? It’s bullshit. What’s done is done, and even God won’t change it. Learn from the past as all people should. I know you’re hurting. But until the day you die, you have a choice: live with your past or die by your past. I hope you choose life. Your pain makes you stronger than any song or poem, or Proverb can convey. I’m not doing this. I’m not like everyone else. Take these prompts and shove them up that Tootsie Roll Pop-sucking kid’s ass. The AI he created is even repeating itself. Kid, count me out.

I’m not like everybody else. I’ll waste no more time on these stupid-ass prompts. It’s sick.

Unboxing Videos

What the ASS is up with all these “unboxing” videos on YouTube?

Why the ASS would I want to watch someone unboxing some stupid shit I don’t want or can’t afford? They don’t DO anything with the MERCH but describe it? Come on, what the ASS is that?

It’ll escape and kill us all!

One question though. What would happen if I ordered a Marjorie Taylor Green doll and unboxed it on camera?

A: it would come to life and eat my liberal-progressive face off and escape and take Chucky’s place

B: I’d start getting hate mail from liberals and progressives and invitations to speak at every church in red states

C: I would be banned for life by Google for posting excessively grotesque videos on YouTube, whose censorship is dramatically increased, which is saying something,

D: I would start a national panic because people would flood hospitals because they dehydrated from excessively vomiting

E: I could run for office on the republican ticket and become governor of Florida

Answer: None of the above because I wouldn’t BUY a Marjorie Taylor Green doll! IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION so wake the ASS up and see this stupid country die unless you wield your powers and turn off stupidity on video feeds and stand for what’s RIGHT.

The MTG doll can be seen at this link but use caution as this is for adults only (snicker).

He looks so contented But later she’ll come to life and shoot him with an AR-15 (included with doll accessories in the Bandoleer-Stilletto Boots Pack)