I’ve recounted some pretty weird shit on these pages. Nobody has to believe any of it. Especially the supernatural stuff. That’s up to you.

I’ve had, as you can see in my archives, experiences I cannot explain without the supernatural. That’s just how it is. And demons are real, as real as Lucifer, God and angels. When it comes to demons, we know very little, but here’s a story from the Daily Beast about a woman who knows all there is to know, and she’s not really a demonologist, but a box of animal crackers.

As a practicing physician, she uses a clinic beside her church and both scare the shit out of me.

Demons?

Her beliefs go to the extremes of probable malpractice and teaching heresy. That’s a neat trick. For years, she’s espoused the idea that female demons (succubi) and male demons (incubi) are able to enter one’s dreams and have sex with them. An incubus can impregnate a woman and a succubus can become impregnated by the human male.

This belief is ancient and goes at least as far back as the ancient Hebrews. Their laws, set forth in the Pentateuch, forbade the ejaculation of any male except for procreation. There’s a story in the Old Testament about God smiting dead every man who married a particular woman but withdrew before ejaculation.

That doesn’t really make me feel warm and fuzzy. Men who had nocturnal emissions or “wet dreams”, meaning they ejaculated during sleep, were threatened with harsh punishment if they were dumb enough to tell anyone. So Hebrew men, quite probably with knowledge and guidance by priests, invented the succubus, the female demon who caused the dream and subsequent ejaculation. I’m sorry; this is tedious and distasteful, but necessary background.

Because there is no evidence that a succubus or an incubus is or ever was real. Guilt and avoiding punishment in a strict religious culture drove those inventions. That, and the horrifying story about God watching over everyone who wasted their “seed” and personally killed them. Of course, it’s possible that the legends were the result of cross-cultural learning when the Hebrews came into contact with the Canaanites or another culture. Then, the details were rearranged to suit whatever purpose they wanted; this wouldn’t even be the only example of “cultural pollution” which God had warned the Hebrews about.

Point is, even though the belief in reproduction between humans and demons persist to this day, no evidence of it has ever been brought forth. The Travel Channel, better known as the “Zak Bagans Channel,” has at least two series which featured episodes wherein an incubus and a succubus appeared. But the victims were not asleep and dreaming. They were awake.

Demons can’t do this sort of thing. As spiritual beings who have never had a corporeal form, they need a lot of energy to even manifest as a black shadow. These are called “shadow people” and have on many occasions been seen by believers and skeptics alike, usually out of the corner of the eyes, perhaps darting from one bedroom to another.

There are different kinds of demons, some more powerful than others, with bigger responsibilities. They are rebellious angels who have sworn their allegiance to Satan, and have fallen from Heaven. Where they dwell while not roaming the Earth is a mystery, but they don’t like it there. In occult practices, such as communication through spirit boards, they have described a confined, dusty, barren place. They wait to be invited into homes by people who foolishly fall for their tricks. They lie constantly and will pose, during seances and ouija board sessions, as dead relatives or even passed strangers who show a knowledge of and an interest in, one member of the group. If asked to show itself, the invitation is made, and there is abundant anecdotal evidence that they have often come through from their realm.

This can seem terrifying at first, as objects in the house move or random sounds are heard in the room or empty rooms in the house.

In every case, this activity increases as the demon interacts with whomever summoned it or another person who may be more susceptible to the fear it can cause and then use to gain power. Objects get thrown, misplaced and, in extreme cases, the living are physically and spiritually attacked. Scratches like three claws dragged across the flesh appear and they’re painful and they burn like an animal’s scratch. In a worst case scenario, a victim becomes possessed. This can readily be seen in behavioral changes, a pronounced aggression, changes in voice, physical strength, strange food preferences and an aversion to churches, bibles and blessed objects like holy water and crosses or rosaries. Roman Catholic medals will be shunned with great anger.

The possession advances. The victim may demonstrate a knowledge of things they can’t possibly know and may even speak in another language it never knew. This is a critical point in which time is short and an exorcism must be performed, properly by someone of great faith. Sometimes they are successful and sometimes the strain is too much for the victim. There are case histories of both.

Possession is not as rare as some believe, but Christians cannot be possessed. However, a demon can outwardly attach to the victim and cause accidents, illness and misfortune. The same ritual applies. If there is one in your house, it becomes more difficult. The rite of exorcism doesn’t always work, and sometimes it’s best to move out.

No, salt won’t keep demons out or in. Sage may temporarily work, but it’ll be back.

The most important thing to consider is this: don’t look for demons. Don’t ghost hunt. Don’t use spirit boards. Don’t look for answers from mediums, because too many are fakes and make everything worse. Likewise avoid witches; they get their power not from God, but demons which will turn on them, you or both.

But witches and demons cannot reproduce with people through their dreams. Okay? No. And endometriosis isn’t caused by sex with a demon either.

As for alien DNA being used in making prescription drugs, hell no. Anyone who believes that is in dire need of a lobotomy.

Emmanuel posted on both Facebook and Twitter and went viral. She said we don’t need a mask. That there’s a cure for COVID-19: hydroxychloroquine. A medicine ruled dangerous to COVID-19 patients by federal authorities. Trump retweeted her despite the alien DNA shit, and this happened.

Facebook and Twitter pulled her posts in accordance with their iron rule concerning misinformation about COVID-19, but who knows how much damage was done? People believe the Earth is flat!

Madonna also retweeted it. That’s hardly news, considering.

Emmanuel also believes that reptoids are ruling our governments from underground facilities like Denver International Airport. These beings can change shape and appear to be human. The entire Bush family is a bunch of reptile people.

I feel dirty. Like I need a shower that would last a week.

What a turnoff these dumbass people are. I may never want to touch myself again.