His Eggs Slid Completely Off His Plate

DELUSION MUST BE CONTAGIOUS

Donald Trump lying at a rally, a press conference, a town hall or in a tweet is nothing new. It’s not even new that the lies are fucking bags of dead cats. Misery. Downplaying misery. Making up shit about how he is adored by his generals. I betcha his admirals got jealous over that one.

He claims that everywhere he goes, people insist on hugging and kissing him, and he won’t refuse them.

It doesn’t matter that a former coronavirus task force member quoted him as saying that he was rather pleased that he wouldn’t have to “shake hands with those disgusting people” anymore. By “disgusting people” he meant the supporters at his rallies. They don’t believe he said it; anything they don’t like is fake news or a “hoax”.

And never mind the proven fact that the spectators at his town hall were paid. They sold their souls for peanuts. Greed and lust are the only constants humanity has left.

It was bad when he was busted saying on tape how deadly COVID-19 is and that he was downplaying the danger. It was worse when he held a few superspreader events and people really caught the disease.

But when he claimed that Melania told him he was the most handsome president ever, he went off the pants on fire scale.

Let’s be honest. The first lady is every bit as sick and depraved as he is. Rumors about her being a hardcore adult actress instead of a nude model may be untrue but you can’t blame people for thinking it was true. The supposed education level she claims may not be true either as she can’t speak English worth a fuck, but did manage an intelligible “fuck Christmas” once. Now we know the truth behind her ugly holiday decorations.

As for being depraved, let’s be civil here. Are we not ladies and gentlemen, after all?

Let’s not play that she didn’t eat him alive with her eyes. Slowed or paused, any one second between Melania and Trudeau clearly shows glorious proof that she appreciates how “handsome” her husband is. Conservative morons said “nothing to see here” but there’s definitely something to see here.

There’s no proof that she did hardcore porn, but she’s every bit as disgusting as her husband is.

We used to think she was trapped, a kept woman with child custody held over her like a safe hanging from a rope in an old Laurel and Hardy skit. We used to feel sorry for her.

The first time we began to drop jaws was when she showed up near the border wearing a coat that read on the back, “I really don’t care,” which was about as subtle as Donald throwing rolls of paper towels to people in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria knocked out power, leveled homes and businesses and rendered drinking water facilities useless. Anyone who is not angry about that to this day misses the meaning of evil, how utterly horrible it is. He was making fun of those poor people!

The children who were and still are separated from their parents at the border were put in tents, and then cages thrown up in warehouses. This was a mountain of human rights violations. And apparently Melania was right. The full message on her jacket read, “I really don’t care, do u?”

I guess not, Melania. I guess not. Nothing has been done about it and your husband should be fucking jail right now.

He’s delusional and definitely drunk with power. He just threatened to fire the Florida governor if he loses that state.

He said he would “find a way” to fire Governor DeSantis because he knows he doesn’t have the authority to do it. You don’t get more hateful, bullying or dark than that. I’ll bet his blood is below 32°. I’m sorry, but he’s six bricks short of having a chimney. His butter slid off his hotcakes long ago. Hell, I’ll bet he thinks Aunt Jemima is real and hangs out with Frederick Douglass. Fucking twat.

If he’s reelected, this country goes right in the trash bin. Nothing will remain even for his supporters. His children will pay the price. Riots by the end of the next term will make any and all public outings impossible for them. It would be constant, mortal danger. The jokes will stop when people starve or freeze to death on the streets because they’ve lost their jobs, homes and businesses. You think it will be safe for Trump’s enablers, too? You think people don’t have a breaking point?

Because they do. And anyone associated with Trump will be unsafe everywhere they go. Remember when Sarah Huckabee Sanders was forced to retreat from a restaurant? That may have been frightening to her but it was nothing to what starving, sick people would do. History is full of revolts and revenge.

The Republican party has to answer for Trump’s crimes against humanity. Vote them out of office and save not only lives, but our country as well.

The whole family is nuts.