No. Just, no.

It’s time for a reality check.

Biden has hit his stride but his own party (and idiots with no loyalty to any party except the one offering the biggest Swiss bank account deposits like Joe Manchin) are giving us lies and excuses.

And the COVID-19 pandemic goes on, and people (think “dickheads” here) have succeeded in shutting down two (at least) Broadway shows, and still masks aren’t mandated in public venues.

And the WHO is recommending that the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines be your first choices of covid vaccines and boosters because the J&J can cause blood clots in women say, between 25-45 (just as a round figure). So there’s another excuse for people to say, “Don’t get the Vax, it’ll kill you!”

And so the disease will go on and on, spread by the misinformed, the stupid and those too scared of a fucking needle to save lives even if it’s their own. And in such people it will mutate, again and again, because that’s what viruses do. And one day, who knows? We may get a variant we can’t protect ourselves from no matter what we do.

It’s so stupid that I have come to hate writing this shit. People in stores, no mask. The pizza baker? No mask. For God’s sake People, it’s just a fucking mask, and yet some folks act like you’re asking them to report to a fucking concentration camp. They scream “Facism!” and will readily punch anyone asking them to mask.

No man should ever have been allowed to wear a fucking leisure suit in public, but despite we who wanted to shoot then back in the 70s, we let them live. Now all we want is for you to wear a cloth over your face, but vanity and rebellion is all anyone cares about. I’ll bet if we asked these roosters to wear a leisure suit they’d probably do it. Especially if Joe Manchin or Trump said to do it.

What the fuck?

If Joe Biden asked us to wear a leisure suit, he’d be laughed clean back to Delaware. But if Trump asked, they’d be flying off the racks at Walmart.

Easy now. It’s just an example. I’m sure they don’t make leisure suits anymore.

That is, I’m pretty sure.

In this fucking country, it’s hard to know something like that.

So: I’ll bet you want to know why this rant, am I right? Because nothing has changed since my last one.

Oh, but something has changed.

Something big.

Something that may very well ruin your holidays and perhaps even change the world.

And this big thing? It’s bad.

Really bad.

Although, like leisure suits not being made anymore, it’s hard to write about things really.

Kraft will pay you to not use cream cheese in your holiday baking.

You read that correctly: Kraft Foods. Will pay you not to use cream cheese for your holiday baking.

Because, you see, there’s this shortage.

A cream cheese shortage.

Of cream cheese.

A no shit, honest to God, real shortage.

All you folks who don’t get masks, don’t get vaccines, you see what you did?

I know you don’t give two farts about the people you might have killed.

But now you gotta make your pumpkin cake rolls without cream cheese. See how much your kin folk will like that.

You holiday killers.