Fuck you, Jeff Tiedrich. You gotta be shitting me! I’ve been reading your newsletters for a while now. I like “this week in stupid”, and I was going to give you my first “like” but found a subscription wall.
That’s curious! I already subscribe to m…ah, never mind. You already know.
So then I thought I’d be able to leave a nice, supportive comment.
NO.
Because only PAID subscribers can do that!
Okay, you know what? That’s fucking IT. I’m not paying another fucking penny to do a stupid-ass thing because I already have enough of that. I like to call them “Medical bill subscriptions”. And Jeff, know what? I get it. They’re part of the MACHINE. It’s how things work.
But given what you do, pretending, that is, to be calling out the right wing MAGAs, I would have hoped that you invited public discussion. And I get that you don’t want MAGAs all over your page, so here comes some advice for you: get an anti-virus program, go through your comments, block whatever you like, engage with your readers, do whatever the fuck you want. Need extra money? Join the fucking club. Sell fake tickets to concerts, whatever, do SOME fucking thing, I don’t care. It’s not ABOUT you. It’s about FREE speech in a world where the bad guys can say what they want but dipshits like YOU don’t let the good guys drop a lousy comment.
And Jeff, please know: this is just me, one asshole after a bad week. I get you. But others won’t. You’re a niche writer with a small cult following. You could be so much more.
Know what I found out this week? DeSantis has done so much evil in 6 days that God’s 6-day Creation epic can’t hold a CANDLE to it. He even made it possible for the state to kidnap “trans” children from perfectly loving parents.
Hey, Jeff, you ever meet a “trans” kid in school? Huh? Well neither did I, but back then we had other things we used. Names, terrible ones. Hate speech. Violence. Harassment to the point where we fucked-up their heads so bad that– some–ended up….goddamn I cant…
One girl ended up jumping off the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. Another babysat for a sister or friend. And the baby just WOULDN’T stop crying, and…and maybe I had a small part in driving her crazy enough, you know? Because ignorance and hate and not being able to talk….those are the true enemies of truth and enlightenment. And sanity. The truth withers like a delicate flower in the dark. And sanity DIES there.
Darkness also plagues everything else we see or do. I bought what I thought was a gaming computer. I did some research. But what I ended up with was weaker than a cell phone from 2015. You never get what you pay for anymore.
So I’m not giving you any fucking money. Republicans fucking with insurance “providers” got here first. And I need them more than I need your fucking foul-mouthed, dipshit emails. If you want to have a go at me, such as remarking on run-on or frag sentences, punctuation or anything like that, you’re free to do so. Except I think you have to be a friend first. Or a friend of a friend. I hope none of my friends are on your friends list. Otherwise, we part ways here, dip-shit. Good luck and fuck you very much.
Memoirs of an American Asshole 