Cringe, then Vomit

Well now, how do you like this fine news? If you have not already seen this then here is a link you gotta hit.

Seems the Dalai Lama (funny, I thought it was spelled Llama, but now it should be; maybe it should) took a fancy to a boy in a group visiting, I dunno, something like that. The boy asked if he could hug the “holy” man. And then, next thing horrified onlookers knew, he’s sticking his tongue down the kid’s throat. Or trying to. I don’t know. I’m just reading about it and it happened two months ago.

Of course since it was caught on video he had to apologize.

But let’s get two things straight that ain’t straight now:

The first is that the Rasputin wannabe is only apologizing because the geezer had to be told he’d fucked up and did a heinous thing to a kid. He’s not apologizing because he got caught, as so many do who would not otherwise have said they were sorry, much less felt sorry. He’s doing it because he was taking heat. You know it. I know it.

Second, he and his aides claim his act was a common one, and that the Mad Monk always plays with the kiddies that way because “it’s affectionate”. Or some shit like that.

Except, hold on, because I never read a story like this before, and Ghandi was before my time. Way before. Someone didn’t like him enough not to kill him. I’m sure it was tragic but I don’t care.

He did some things like the Dalai Llama is finally realizing he can’t do anymore because he’s always on Candid Camera. That is, if he’s really been “joyfully” frolicking with the kiddies. Anyway, the watch is on now to see if the Dalai Dromedary tries to get anything else sucked next time.

Watch this shit enter and stay in the news cycle as filler to keep people from focusing on how the republican party is dismissing — yeah, that’s one word for it — two black democrats holding office in the good Ole American south. I’m not kidding, they had no authority to do it. No reason either. Unless you want to consider that they were black. If the United States goes under authoritarian dipshits, the whole world will suffer, even the Daily Camel. You know. That guy who wears a sarong and what asks boys to fellate his tongue? Yeah, that guy. What a fucking hose bag.

Now of course, this being Monday, I figured I’d stop by to, you know, spill some bile in your Wheaties. In case you have the day off. I don’t want you spoiled.

Happy fucking Monday, World.