What the ASS is up with all these “unboxing” videos on YouTube?
Why the ASS would I want to watch someone unboxing some stupid shit I don’t want or can’t afford? They don’t DO anything with the MERCH but describe it? Come on, what the ASS is that?
One question though. What would happen if I ordered a Marjorie Taylor Green doll and unboxed it on camera?
A: it would come to life and eat my liberal-progressive face off and escape and take Chucky’s place
B: I’d start getting hate mail from liberals and progressives and invitations to speak at every church in red states
C: I would be banned for life by Google for posting excessively grotesque videos on YouTube, whose censorship is dramatically increased, which is saying something,
D: I would start a national panic because people would flood hospitals because they dehydrated from excessively vomiting
E: I could run for office on the republican ticket and become governor of Florida
Answer: None of the above because I wouldn’t BUY a Marjorie Taylor Green doll! IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION so wake the ASS up and see this stupid country die unless you wield your powers and turn off stupidity on video feeds and stand for what’s RIGHT.
The MTG doll can be seen at this link but use caution as this is for adults only (snicker).
Memoirs of an American Christian 