2016 and 2019 were the deadliest years in recent Baltimore history, but at the rough count of 320 homicides, this year has the potential to break a record.
Crime in the city is bad enough. Enough for me to periodically warn others against going there.
But the city that goes by the nickname “Charm City” is often euphemistically called “Harm City” and don’t it fit? There’s something about the population total and the homicide rate that sets the city among the most dangerous in the United States, and at night, the streets are so dangerous that both police and decent, law-abiding citizens just don’t like being on them.
The homicides are only one part of Baltimore’s crime problem. Assaults, armed robbery, rape, grand larceny, mugging and a rash of ATM thefts are complemented by a corrupt city government and police force. these figures are from the beginning of 2021; and as if it were a yearly competition, Baltimore will end this year in the top 5 most dangerous cities, probably at a solid 3 or 4.
Of course, that doesn’t mean that all of Baltimore is unsafe, and municipal violent crime is usually restricted to sections of a city. This means that traveling to see a Ravens or Orioles game, or a visit to see the aquarium or the Constellation, would most likely be a safe activity.
But don’t count on it. And you certainly should not bet your life on it.
After a sports match, crowds fill the streets, and in the mass of people are many perfect targets; you shouldn’t be caught off guard. You may be one of those targets. Obvious tourists are prime marks. Park in a garage and talk loudly enough amongst yourselves about which way to go, and you’ll have advertised the fact that you’re from out-of-town. Always check your six–look behind you and don’t act frightened, but do make sure you’re not being watched or followed.
I advise carrying a defensive spray that combines pepper and CS gas. Always go for the face, especially the eyes and nose. Don’t carry weapons. If you have one, you’ll either be forced to use it or have it used on you. And if you’re in that situation in the first place, you’ve already fucked up.
Baltimore used to have enough to offer to be a popular place to visit. But if one out of every 49 or 50 people is likely to be a victim of crime, nothing there is worth it.
Beware when driving, too. One way streets can prevent you from correcting a wrong turn until you’re well inside a danger zone. Find a good path in and out of the city. Use Google Drive and research the route and neighborhoods it will pass through.
In a city where an elderly woman is found dead of multiple stab wounds, I contend that you are not safe, and should avoid the place at all costs.
If you have family there, perhaps it is best that this year for the holidays, they could visit you. Your life may depend on it.
Wishing you safe and healthy holidays, one and all.
Memoirs of an American Asshole 