Of Bolero Hats And Thunder, And Nightmares That Come True

In the fall of 1993, something that has plagued me ever since happened. It started when I worked at a convenience store in Dundalk. Working swing shift, it was getting dark early and one day around rush hour, I had a line at the register. I saw a woman further back in the line, and something I can’t explain happened.

When I saw her, I felt a bit off. When she got to the counter I asked if I could help her. She said solicitously, “Yes you can.”

There wasn’t anything I could see that was remarkable about her. She was pretty but not beautiful. She had brown eyes and I had never liked many women with brown eyes. When I looked into brown eyes, I saw my father, no matter who I was really looking at. To this day I get triggered by brown eyes, which I find to be just one more pathetic thing that makes me an extraordinary asshole.

Yet, this woman did something to me. I would have followed her anywhere she asked me to go. I’d have done anything she asked me to do.

It was not physical attraction. Not infatuation. And it certainly was not love. What drew me to her I’ve never been able to understand. I actually had the thought that I would crawl inside her and let her devour my soul. All she had to do was beckon to me with a finger.

It was strange; she worked next door to the store for her father, who owned a pest control business. Yet I would rarely see her. One day she came in and asked if I could let her owe me for a pack of cigarettes. I was completely out of character when I joked that we could take it out in trade. But she didn’t bat an eye and said casually, “Okay.”

Months passed. I didn’t see her.

One night my wife and I went to the 7-eleven for a late snack. I’ll never forget it. I had a can of Vienna sausages in barbecue sauce. I would later blame this shit for the nightmare that followed, but whatever brought it on had nothing to do with mush made from pork and beef parts like cow lips and tongues. This was something else altogether, a dream so torturous and vividly detailed that, to this day, I remember it clearly.

The dream began weird and got worse. At some point in the midst of it I saw my boss’s van parked in front of the house. The woman, whose soul seemed to draw me to her so strongly, was loading my belongings into it. She had come to move me out. I felt as if I was supposed to be moving in with her, but then, the scene changed. Now it was dark and I was standing in the side yard. I was alone. A movement in the street caught my eye. A figure walked into the driveway. He was what I can, for whatever reason, only describe as a Mardi Gras clown. No funny makeup here; this was like something straight out of a New Orleans graveyard. It had dark clothing, Clown White covered his face, and a wig of red-orange hair, long and straight at shoulder length, came down from a black bolero hat. In his right hand was a sickle. When he knew that I had spotted him, he bent low to his right and made a deceptive motion as if cutting a patch of tall grass beside the driveway. I could feel that he knew I sensed his deception, but by then I was frozen in place with terror. He easily crossed the yard and approached me. His right arm drew back and as he got to me he swung forward, cutting my head off with the sickle.

At first the scream was silent even though I was suddenly awake. They call that sleep paralysis.

Then, after moaning through a closed mouth, I sat up and gave full vent to my horror with a primeval scream that woke up everyone in the house and, for all I know, a few neighbors as well.

That was no clown. It was a demon.

Within a few months, I was really kicked out of the house by my soon to be ex-wife. I remembered the nightmare. Was it prophetic?

Well, I didn’t really know. The woman with the brown eyes was gone. Her father had retired and closed his shop. Now I never even saw her white Camaro up there. When I looked for it I felt empty, a sense of loss.

I forgot the dream while trying to survive on the street. I still had my job but was homeless. And the brown-eyed woman was gone. She had not been the cause of the end of my marriage. That was up to my flirting around with another woman. Why I did that, I guess, was a search for genuine affection that I knew was not part of my marriage anymore. I was a broken and dysfunctional man who, since I was a boy, only wanted affection. But there had been so little of it…

The months turned into the hot dry summer of 1994. I was ghost hunting, working at the store, and staying with friends.

Then, everything upended again when my car was totaled. That was January 5, 1995.

That summer, one evening out of the blue, the brown-eyed woman showed up and asked if I was ready for my part of our “trade”, which I had forgotten about because I was being a sexist pig when I’d said it and only joking. Which wasn’t like me at all. But as she asked, I remembered and said, “Sure.”

She picked me up the next day for lunch. She took me to a waterfront restaurant in Miller’s Island which isn’t the island, but a peninsula ending in a place called Cuckold Point. Which was wildly appropriate, when I look back.

On a hot summer day, we sat at an outside deck table. There was no lunch, just a round of drinks. We chatted, but I began to get a grip on how scary this woman was. Her eyes never seemed to focus. She wasn’t there to initiate a sexual relationship. She would do it, but it was going to take time. I was mystified and mesmerized. Suddenly I wanted to be in bed with her. But it wasn’t right. She wasn’t right. Again, looking back, I realized she was on something. Not heavy, like heroin, but something. She looked at me and said, “I see the sea in your eyes. You’re a pirate.”

What the hell that meant, I didn’t ask. It was ridiculously stupid. I called her “Gypsy” just to make it even. She really didn’t see into me at all. I am not and never have been a fucking pirate. Hell, I was scared of deep water.

She took me to work afterward. In the parked car, I kissed her. I really felt it then: I would have followed her to Hell just for one night with her.

But at the exact second our lips made contact, a loud peal of thunder cracked the sky directly above us. There was no storm coming in. The sky was brilliant, cloudless, blue. A kid who lived nearby named Scott saw this, heard it, and burst into laughter. He was on the sidewalk in front of the car, walking toward the store’s entrance.

When I got inside, Scott was still laughing. He said, “That’s not a good sign, Mike.”

No shit. I didn’t take it as one, either. Rather, because of so many experiences with the supernatural, and given the hold this woman had on my soul, I saw it as a warning. Yep, I really did. Straight from God. That’s what I thought. That’s what I felt. But I was helpless before her. I wanted her. I’m sad to say, there was nothing magical about the kiss. This is a true story, not some B-movie. I cannot say what it felt like exactly; I just know I liked it.

And if the story ended here, I guess it would still be decent campfire faire. But it doesn’t end yet. It actually gets worse.

Because I was an asshole.

I was seeing a married woman. It was sexually intense and full of drama. And, still unmedicated, I was getting worse all the time and didn’t know why. We’d break up. She would stalk me. I’d awake at 3:00 am and have a sudden urge to look out of my bedroom window, and she would be in the alley below, parked, a cigarette glowing inside. Whether she or the brown-eyed woman was the more evil, I didn’t know. But the stalker I viewed as a mortal threat. She was a nutter, following me everywhere I went. Sometimes I got back with her just because I was too scared not to. She often involved her grown sons, and they chased, threatened me and convinced me that madness, the lethal kind, ran in her family. I feared for my life.

In October of 1995, I bought a used car. It was in the shop getting work to pass inspection. And one very cold night, the brown-eyed woman showed up. Wanted more “trade”. It had been so long since I had seen her that I was quite excited to go out with her. She said she would pick me up after I closed the store. But when I locked up she wasn’t in the parking lot.

Thinking I’d been stood up, I prepared for the cold walk home. Then I spotted her white Camaro on the hill where her father’s business had been. What was she doing up there? Oh, hell. I was adrift in a sea of insanity. Why question anything anymore?

I walked up to the car, saw her slouching very low in her seat and something finally hit me: she was married, just like my stalker! She was hiding inside her own car. In case anyone she knew drove by.

Of course she didn’t want to be seen!

It was dark on the parking lot. It was late on a Saturday night. Everything made sense. She was married. Took drugs. Was nutty. But I opened the passenger door anyway and slid in.

My heart immediately took a hammer blow. I couldn’t breathe. I was terrified that I would die that very night.

She was wearing a bolero hat!

The same hat the clown from my dream had worn when he decapitated me with a hand sickle!

And I should say right now that I had never seen a bolero hat in real life, only on TV. I’ve never seen one in real life since that night, either.

She barely sat up to start the car. There was no greeting, no small talk. No kiss.

She headed out of Dundalk, through the winding, wooded road to Miller’s Island Road. We found the restaurant closed for the winter. A pair of high beams lit the interior of the car as we headed back to Dundalk. I said, “We’re being followed,” and I knew who it was without looking. The stalker. The one I had been having sex with.

The brown-eyed woman knew how to drive that Z-28; she jammed the shifter down and gassed it, executing a perfect drifting U-turn straight out of a Burt Reynolds film. I told her who it was. She said “You’re mine, and she’s not gonna get you.”

She left the stalker in a cloud of smoke from peeled rubber and I was wrenched sideways in the seat.

That’s when I’d had enough.

While the stalker was still out of sight on that lonely road, I said, “Let me out. She’ll see I’m not with you and leave you alone.” She was almost emotionless as she stopped. I got out and ran far enough into the woods that despite the lack of foliage, no one could see me. I waited in the frigid dark until I felt safe enough to walk the road.

I never saw the brown-eyed woman again. Never.

As time passes, I don’t forget her. Or the dream. Or the bolero hat. And I’ve been convinced that something terrible would have happened had I remained in that car. The words “You’re mine” echo across decades.

I don’t know what that meant. She was married. I wonder if she meant something more sinister, if she really had wanted my soul. If she was married then she wasn’t a demon. A demon represented her in my nightmare though; I think it likely that one was attached to her. Drug use can facilitate such attachments.

Not long after that eerie night, something strange occurred to me:

I had never known her name. I know only that I courted evil. And death.

Sometimes dreams are a warning by a higher power. If the dream is especially disturbing. If it is particularly vivid and detailed. If a demon is in the dream.

And you’ll be wise to take it seriously. Do what your gut feeling says.

And if you see a woman with brown eyes, wearing a bolero hat?

Run like hell.